If you have an interest in doing things in Boston, you need to check out The Boston Calendar.
What’s that? You aren’t sure whether you really should? Well, read the script for this infomercial and you’ll quit that foolish doubting:
Actor: [A pudgy guy who is clearly rooting for the Red Sox based on his luxurious, permanent playoff beard, is sitting in front of the TV flipping through the channels with a bored, slack-jawed, drooly-type expression on his face.]